Grace Kelly would never do this.
A year ago I got a lagniappe (gift-with-purchase):
a small, black sequined purse.
Having no idea what to do w/it,
I flung it into my closet.
6 months later, at an REI sidewalk sale,
I got a fabulous deal on some bomber boots.
And when I got home, flung those pups into the closet.
I only just noticed today, another 6 months later,
that I'd CRUSHED this tiny, delicate, evening clutch
with my gigantic, lug soled, all-leather (not light) boots.
1. I need to clean & organize my closet. STAT.
2. No matter what, I am just not a sequin kinda girl.
3. You can take the girl out of the field,
but you can't always take the field out of the girl.